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According to this story, thinking causes hunger. This certainly explains a lot.

The article postulates that using your brain causes a reduction in glucose levels that causes thinkers to overeat. The body doesn't need all the calories, just the glucose. In short, thinking, or rather the stress there-from, is unhealthy. All of these redundant calories can surely explain the freshman 15 phenomenon. College students in general, especially females, are fat; this is in spite of the fact that a plurality of them are far from sedentary, often working full time while simultaneously going to school full time (usually over 20 credits even though you have to pay extra), walking around like crazy, getting laid like fuckin crazy, and never eating more than 2 meals a day.

That article linked to this one about how eating fucking spinning pork meat and cooked food in general enhanced mankind's cognitive abilities. Killing bacteria before it reached the stomach made our digestive system's job a lot fucking easier, freeing up blood flow for activities like thinking.



Apparently azns took this to the extreme because they cannot eat fucking ANYTHING without throwing up. Completely intolerant of lactose and they can't even come close to holding their keystone, let alone their liquor. Their horrible digestive qualities give way to their above-average thinking abilities, which explains why you never see them doing stupid shit like reading literature, fishing, driving (really unsafe), doing coke, or dating white girls. All of that shit is stupid.

On the other hand, you have negroes who eat all sorts of shit like pig's feet, chitlins, who fuckin knows. Their stomachs are iron fuckin clad.

When it comes to blood flow, though, no one is more compromised than women. In addition to having blood flow within them, they have blood flowing OUT OF THEM. Things like egg production and drama production are certainly very blood (glucose) intensive as well. Women are weaklings, and weaklings are usually very good thinkers, but this is not the case for them. Since thinking causes stress (hunger), and women are horrible at dealing at stress (they cry), it follows that they suck at thinking (and they're fat). This might explain that while they are almost as smart as men in theory, they are actually much much stupider in practice.